rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Do not say we are not at one with the zeitgeist. This CRAZILY good-looking SFTW subject is the naughty minx Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Mexico’s TV Azteca who crashed the Chicago Bears locker room and apprently thinks it is sexist that she’s not allowed in there (something like that, I didn’t really read the story, just looked at the pictures…..).

Wikipedia has this to say about her, if you’re interested. If you just want to look at pictures, the amazing Men’s Health magazine has them in numbers here

I have never posted Hilton before, principally because I consider her a vapid fuckwit with a face like a robber’s dog and a body like a undernourished teenage boy. That’s said, the picture below is hot off the press. As I have always maintained, noticeably larger jugs than usual will take a girl places. One of those places is SFTW…..

Not really. I just love to use the word probe in relation to hot babes.

Also, for a Russian, this girl is really not that hot. Last time I was in Novosibirsk, I had constant heart-ache from the drop-dead gorgeous girls that pass for the service industry there. And in Yekaterinburg they have female bus-boys who I would start a nuclear war for…. Once you cross the Urals the standard goes UP, if anything. At the time the tragedy was that I was forced to keep them at bay with a shitty stick. I think they were after my 501s but I am not sure…..

Anyway, here is “kinky” Russian spy Anna Chapman photographing a microdot of the Death Star Plans she had secreted under her left boob:

In what I can only describe as a bizarre twist in this story, the delusional chunky-monkey Kelly Osbourne had this to say:

…… Singer-actress Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rocker Ozzy who previously appeared in films such as “The Town That Boars Me,” said she hopes to play the accused spy in a big-screen adaptation of the scandal if one is made.

“I am absolutely intrigued by the Russian spy story in the news at the moment,” Osbourne, 25, told Closer magazine. “I want to play the glamorous red-haired one, Anna Chapman, who everyone’s talking about.”

It would not surprise me in the slightest. Bones Rule #1 in play.

This counts as Something for the Weekend, by the way.

Okay. We are in experimental mode. I am blogging this on my phone while receiving special favors from a very, very naughty girl.*

This amazingly hot babe is none other than Jarah Mariano. she’s been crying out for a coveted position on SFTW. I am delighted to make her dream come true:

Bikinigirlstop (awesome site) tells us:

Mariano is an American fashion model. Jarah Mariano is best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions for the years 2008 and 2009. Jarah-Evelyn Makalapua Mariano is her complete name and she is of Hawaiian and Korean descent. Jarah Mariano was born in Hawaii but soon she moved to California with her family.

The Koreans are sending us stuff like this and we can’t turn a blind eye to a piddling nuclear program?

Come ON, America!

(*All American Paul Revere Memorial Super Chilli-Dog (with staff discount ssssshhh!!))

I mentioned to somebody only the other day that my ‘type’ is “conventionally beautiful”. We have discussed this on these pages before. In celebration of my extraordinary good taste, here is The Fox in her undies (twice):

I hope that has helped rid the taste of the last post from your mouth.

Yeuch. Seriously.

Stop your whining. I have been very busy. You don’t think the Afghanistan surge was his idea do you?

In partial recompense, look at these:

This lady is called Denise Milani and she can “decorate my Christmas tree” anytime….

Geddit?!!

This is the weekend we have been waiting for. AC DC playing Veterans Arena tonight, easing us in to the Florida/Georgia game tomorrow. It is going to be Pretty. Fucking. Huge.

In an effort to celebrate the enormity of the imminent mayhem, I have resolved to publish not one, but two (2) Florida Gator babes.

Incidentally, I’ll be at the tailgates, taking pictures of the celebrants as long as it is safe for me to do so – I don’t think I shared with you last year’s debacle…… It was shameful (in a good way). I have only just finished paying for the damage (both economic and moral).

So far, so good, non? Here’s her friend:

Hot dang diggety.

See you at the game……

Okay. The Labor Day Weekend is behind us. I have had an adventure, I can tell you. Before I go into detail about the fuck-show that was DragonCon (I was nearly run through by a +1 broadsword for mocking. Seriously. And I only just dodged a Magic Missile), I want us to look at our core material, namely hot super models in bikinis.

I think of them as guides on our journey toward lifestyle optimization. They fulfill much the same role in my life as the enlightened monks do in the lives of my Buddhist buddies. Here is one. She is a very kind person, so looking at her chest will not affect your karma in any way…..

This is Katrina Darrell. Also known as Bikini Girl. I think I know why.

Stay with us, this week is going to rock on rivercityvibe.

I really don’t think this needs much of an intro. I’ll just say that one of these two is AnnaLynne McCord.

Bones out…..

It’s that time again. This is for last weekend, by the way. You may have noticed, I am a bit behind currently. I’ve been busy with VERY important business. On a barely related matter, I note that President Obama and Russian President Medvedev have finally reached an agreement on nuclear arms limitation.

So, in celebration of the slightly smaller chance that the world implodes according to the principles of Mutually Assured Destruction, here is a super hot bikini babe who happens to be Russian:

Well done, tovarich. Well done indeed. For the record, this is Irina Sheik (born Irina Shaykhlislamova on January 6, 1986 [Bones Note: Sagittarius] in Yemanzhelinsk, Russia). Her family are of Cossack extraction.

Awesome all round, basically.