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I went for lunch at Harpoon Louies today. In the parking lot I saw something I have never seen before. Criminally, I was without my camera and I can’t work my ‘phone, which is so advanced it would defeat a NASA scientist. In fact, they do not have technology even close. It’s alien technology (or at least it might as well be).
Anyway, the picture below is not mine, rather it is one I have filched (good word) from the Interweb. It is almost precisely what I saw, though. Down to the color of the truck:
"Truck Nutz"
It’s a scrotum. In chrome. On a truck.
Now imagine the thought process of the genius entrepreneur who decided that the one thing a man could no longer live without was a chrome set of family jewels for his truck. Don’t think too much about it, though. Freudian danger lies that way.
I have since discovered that these charming accessories are all-the-rage in the “country” community. Any number of places online to purchase them and any number of styles – hanging low left or hanging low right, shaved or ball-fro – whatever!
Click here for a pair. I have installed some on my Aston in gold. Ironic.
Update: These are illegal in Florida, apparently.
Stand by for more pee-pants mockery….. no comments
The case of the crazy astronaut who wore hi-tech space-diapers to save time as she drove 18 hours to kidnap a former lover’s girlfriend, is today being reviewed by the Court of Appeal in Daytona Beach.
Scary eyes?
Spot the loony....
I am loving the evidence they are trying to have admitted. Mostly the contents of her car (I can only imagine the contents of her space-purse. The mind boggles).
Anyway The Examiner reports:
a bizarre list of items found in Nowak’s car, including purported bondage photos, a knife, steel mallet, and rubber tubing. Police also found a wig, BB gun, and a chemical spray…..
The Po-pos in Orlando revealed more:
Orlando police spokeswoman Sgt. Barbara Jones said Internet-generated maps of Nowak’s route from Texas to Florida were printed Jan. 23 and found in a search of Nowak’s car. A list written by Nowak showed items she carried on her drive: “wig, trench coat, make-up, trash bags, knife and what appeared to be “ammo 9,” an arrest report states. Police seized two wet diapers from Nowak’s car that she said she used rather than stop on her drive to Orlando. She used cash rather than a credit card to pay all of her expenses, police said.
Standard Diapers (non-NASA)