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Stand by for more pee-pants mockery…..   no comments

Posted at 7:07 am in rivercityvibe

The case of the crazy astronaut who wore hi-tech space-diapers to save time as she drove 18 hours to kidnap a former lover’s girlfriend,  is today being reviewed by the Court of Appeal in Daytona Beach.

Scary eyes?

Spot the loony....

Spot the loony....

I am loving the evidence they are trying to have admitted. Mostly the contents of her car (I can only imagine the contents of her space-purse. The mind boggles).

Anyway The Examiner reports:

a bizarre list of items found in Nowak’s car, including purported bondage photos, a knife, steel mallet, and rubber tubing. Police also found a wig, BB gun, and a chemical spray…..

The Po-pos in Orlando revealed more:

Orlando police spokeswoman Sgt. Barbara Jones said Internet-generated maps of Nowak’s route from Texas to Florida were printed Jan. 23 and found in a search of Nowak’s car. A list written by Nowak showed items she carried on her drive: “wig, trench coat, make-up, trash bags, knife and what appeared to be “ammo 9,” an arrest report states. Police seized two wet diapers from Nowak’s car that she said she used rather than stop on her drive to Orlando. She used cash rather than a credit card to pay all of her expenses, police said.

Standard Diapers (non-NASA)

Standard Diapers (non-NASA)

The wig was a nice touch. I always wear one on covert missions. But I pee in bottles and ship them out with me. And I NEVER take pornography.
The basics, for crying out loud.

Written by Joe Bones on October 21st, 2008

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