rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

A good friend of mine, not known for his critical skills, cites Transformers as his favorite film ever. This is a young man who should know better, but he loves it. I will concede, in my high-brow way, that the movie was an entertaining spectacle, even if the ghetto accents of the ‘robots in disguise’ gave me earache.

The sequel is coming up and barely a week goes by without a dopy new trailer coming out. Nevertheless, this movie is clearly going to have awesome special effects, many explosions and Megan Fox (a long time bedside list member). For these reasons, I am going to see at as soon as I can. If this offends your aesthetic sensibilities, Dead Poets Society* is available at Blockbusters (analog rental, Cool!).

Here’s Fox, pour memoire:

* a movie beloved only of utter spunk trumpets.

I thought y’all should know about this immediately:

Another picture on Twitter…..

Bedside List girls all, each has married in 2009 and it’s only the 3rd of March. My favorites are falling to the institution of marriage like a Hun counterattack before my great grandfather’s Lewis Gun.

Where will it end? Not Lohan? God NO!*

Let’s remember the good times:

Arrivederci, my angel

Selamat Jalan, my sweet

Auf Wiedersehn, my darling

[*an unlikely contingency, I’ll admit.]

Lat year, I went to see British band Arctic Monkeys in Atlanta. It was one of the better shows I have been to in recent years. I took a large entourage and a burly minder to deter the hoi polloi. I enjoyed the songs very much.

The memory of that, and the fact that I am currently sunning myself (sort of – it’s bright, but cold) in Creon, France,  reminded me of a clip I saw of Arctic Monkeys on French TV some time ago. Let’s watch and then discuss:

Okay. Good tune. And he starts laughing in the middle. You know what’s coming next don’t you……?

That insanely hot babe in the ridiculous outfit*  is dancing in her seat like a barely-medicated epileptic.

She is, isn’t she? That, I will put money on it, is why he laughed. How could one NOT when faced with Les Euro-Dance?

She’d get it though. Her name is Emma De Caunes. Here she is:

She's going straight onto the Bedside List

I wonder if she’ll be at the bistro later on………

(* Why are the French always considered so well-dressed? In my experience, le look is that of a headstrong child rebelling against mommy).

I have been laboring under a  serious misapprehension.

I thought Bar Refaeli was that place in Tijuana that I got thrown out of for vomiting sangria on the owner’s dog. It’s not, as it turns out. It is in fact a really hot babe:

Thank goodness for Bar Refaeli

That’s one demon exorcised. Result!

The shadowy powers that rule the internet have decreed that an online presence cannot be considered “a website” unless it has recently published pictures of Marisa Miller in her bikini.

At least you’d be forgiven for thinking that were the case, with all the attention she’s been getting. Anyway, as you’ll be aware, if there’s a bandwagon, I’m jumping on it, so here she is, in all her edible glory.

I've called this picture "Marisa Miller 1"

I have called THIS one "Marisa Miller 2"

Such a RELIEF to be done with the inauguration. Pass the shamWOW.

The interweb is alive with individuals celebrating the figure of Ms. Kate Perry. I feel our little community should join them, without delay. Check it:

Very good.

Apparently, she is a singer. Judging by this picture alone, I’d say she has a voice like a nightingale. She is going on the Bedside List, immediately.

There has been a lot of discussion on the so-called internet concerning Pamela Anderson’s appearance, on a recent German (there it is again….) TV show. Particularly the appearance of her ass. I have to say, for the record, that these pictures make me love her 42 year old self even more:

She's still got it.....

Seriously, don't be a hater.....

I am fine with all this. Fun fact: Pamela’s middle name is Denise.

Okay, not fun, but a fact nevertheless.

In the last 24 hrs we have achieved blogging success beyond my wildest dreams. I can pretty much put away the keyboard, stand down my agents around the globe, and rest on my laurels. You see, I have , at last, identified the special phrase that puts rivercityvibe at the top of Google’s ranking. It came to my attention as  I was examining search terms that have driven readers to the site. Can you guess what it is?

No? Go on, have a guess!

Okay, I’ll tell you. The phrase that puts rivercityvibe ahead of every other website on the entire interweb is:

kiran chetry’s thong -video

Did you guess right? Here’s an utterly inadequate screenshot:

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Now let me be straight with you, we have never talked of Kiran Chetry in terms of her underwear, let alone posted video. Only Sarah Palin has been discussed in this regard; Kiran Chetry has been featured only in her role as the Bedside List’s resident naughty little imp.

Nevertheless, someone has entered this particular phrase into Google and come up with digital gold dust in the form of rivercityvibe!

Champagne all round!

You will recall my despondency at the latest twists and turns in the Britney Spears trainwreck. I bemoaned the fact that she used to be UNBELIEVEABLY hot, but lately, I wouldn’t have touched her with yours…..

Well, there have been some developments. Unless I receive proof within the next 24 hrs that the following video was possible only through alien abduction and changeling substitution, I am putting Britney back on the Bedside List.

Near the bottom, to play it safe.

Nice one, Britney. Now stay away from Starbucks and let’s keep this going.