rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Okay. We’re back on track. Here’s something for the weekend (by recent standards, a couple of days early). It’s the striking Kelly Carlson:

That'll do. Stop it there. Good.

Ms. Carlson, you will call, plays  Kimber Henry in the plastic surgery and shagging epic, Nip Tuck. The usual source gives us an example of how life imitates art for Kelly:

She is a spokesperson for the Smile Network, a Minnesota-based humanitarian organization that provides reconstructive surgeries and related health care services to impoverished children and young adults in developing countries.

She is seriously hot in the show. I am not sure the bikini pic does her justice.

Once in a while Bones HQ receives an email that links to something so clever and DOWNRIGHT hilarious it get’s posted immediately. This is one of those “once in a whiles”. Let’s dispense with metaphor and dramatic symbolism and root ourselves firmly in the literal (which I usually hate). This is the literal version of Bonnie Tyler’s seminal Total Eclipse of the Heart We shall watch, then discuss:

OKay, some of my takeaways from the lyrics which are pure genius:

All references to the emo kid (as you know, I hate emos. And Hipsters). Particularly, “emo kid is throwing slo-mo dove in my face”

“And they should not fence at night or they’re going to hurt the gymnasts”

“I’m swaying side-to-side, these dancers need to stop, the gayest man on earth would call this over-the-top”

“It started out as Hogwarts now it’s Lord Of the Flies” (I’ve never heard of “Hogwarts” but I have a 1st Am. Edition of LOTF. It rocks).

“You’re making it worse”

Lag! Notice I am glossing over my recent lack of posts. All I can say is that my Bridge Demolition Skills are vastly improved, but I am off chicken and rice.