“Arthur Fonzarelli’s got an army of clones……”
Once in a while Bones HQ receives an email that links to something so clever and DOWNRIGHT hilarious it get’s posted immediately. This is one of those “once in a whiles”. Let’s dispense with metaphor and dramatic symbolism and root ourselves firmly in the literal (which I usually hate). This is the literal version of Bonnie Tyler’s seminal Total Eclipse of the Heart We shall watch, then discuss:
OKay, some of my takeaways from the lyrics which are pure genius:
All references to the emo kid (as you know, I hate emos. And Hipsters). Particularly, “emo kid is throwing slo-mo dove in my face”
“And they should not fence at night or they’re going to hurt the gymnasts”
“I’m swaying side-to-side, these dancers need to stop, the gayest man on earth would call this over-the-top”
“It started out as Hogwarts now it’s Lord Of the Flies” (I’ve never heard of “Hogwarts” but I have a 1st Am. Edition of LOTF. It rocks).
“You’re making it worse”
Lag! Notice I am glossing over my recent lack of posts. All I can say is that my Bridge Demolition Skills are vastly improved, but I am off chicken and rice.
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(formerly) Big Bob
11 Jun 09 at 12:56 am
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A total eclipse of awesome!
Kenny P.
11 Jun 09 at 8:16 am
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Welcome back Joe, wherever you’ve been. Shoulder pads, big hair, mad video, that was the 80s all over; heady days.
Parky
12 Jun 09 at 12:42 am
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Purest genius!
Taily
15 Jun 09 at 8:26 pm
bridge demolition skills? my interest is piqued. i hope details follow.