rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I have commented often on the importance of blondes in my life. There are many, many super-hot brunettes, and even the odd redhead meets the selector’s standards (Lohan), but as a matter of personal preference, Joe Bones, prefers a blonde when he can get one.

Now, it has been noted that this policy is at odds with my unwillingness to forgive that famously blonde nation, Germany, for it’s actions in WWII ( The Japanese were no saints, either, BTW, as the people of Hawaii and my grandfather will attest). I can only say that it is really not the Aryan perfection of, say, Heidi Klum, that I am talking about. I don’t mind bottle-blondes, to be honest.

Some people understand this. Kardashian has come round, for example. But, regrettably, her efforts to become blonde earn her a rivercityvibe fail:

Not anywhere near enough

You have to take your hat off to her, though. She is doing her very best. She should be applauded for it, but like a child, she must also be told where she has gone wrong.

It’s like a public service for celebs, rivercityvibe………

It appears that North Korea’s determination to do whatever the fuck they like has left them with egg on their faces. Evidently, the BIG DONG rocket* they launched over the weekend with the declared intention of putting a satellite into space never reached orbit. This has fueled international suspicion that the satellite vibe was just cover for a test launch of a military missile.

If that’s the case, you’d think North Korea could come up with a more plausible cover story than they did. The satellite’s role, we are told, was to “broadcast revolutionary songs” (by which we can suppose they mean songs about communist revolution, not acid jazz, trip hop, house and other ahead-of-their time genres…..). According to MSNBC songs included:

“……..the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans ‘Song of Gen. Kim Il Sung’ and ‘Song of Gen. Kim Jong Il’………”

Whatever. It put me in mind of another song, sung by Kim Jong Il in the hilarious movie Team America. Take it away, Supreme Leader….:

* The North Koreans also have a missile called NODONG………..