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I’ll Take Corrine Brown over Michele Bachmann….   1 comment

Posted at 2:18 pm in rivercityvibe

There was something endearing about Corrine Brown’s speech praising the UF Gators. I mean, if it had been Tim Tebow’s grandmother at a family picnic, tipsy on white wine spritzers, it would have been a hands-down success. The fact that it was our elected representative addressing a full house of Congress gives me pause, but it was endearing nevertheless.

It may come as a shock to some readers that there are members of congress that possess no endearing qualities. Among these, there are representatives that are bogus, representatives that are delusional, representatives that are mean, and representatives  so dumb it is breathtaking. Michelle Bachman (R MN) is firmly in the latter category. She is a dangerous idiot, and she is loose on Capitol Hill.

Not so smart.

I realized this when I was DESTROYING my personal trainer on the treadmill at lunchtime, yesterday. I was watching the House Financial Services Committee question Treasury Secretary Geithner on the so-called stimulus plan and witnessed Bachmann asking a question so FATUOUS (good word) that if I was a Minnesotan I would have handed in my driver’s license and moved to North Dakota.

It seems that I am not the only one who noticed this, and Bachmann does it ALL THE TIME!  Talking Points Memo has recorded the facial expressions of some people Bachmann has addressed (including Geithner), at the exact moment she says something SO STUPID that it is barely understandable to anyone with a high school education and up.

TPM calls it the Bachmann Effect. I’d describe it as confusion, slowly giving way to amazement. Check out this video – watch the faces:

She also farms babies.

Written by Joe Bones on March 26th, 2009

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Yes, I’m running the Corrine Brown clip……   2 comments

Posted at 8:06 am in rivercityvibe

Our representative in Washington DC, Ms. Corrine Brown (D FL) has been getting a lot of online exposure lately. I first met Ms. Brown when she pushed in front of me in the line for security at Jax International* Airport. I didn’t know who she was, at first, but I noticed that she had HUGE holes in her hose already (it was 7.30 am). I formed a low opinion of her, which I later revised when I heard her speak in DC. She was not bad at all, in fact. Clearly cared about her constituents and was plain-speaking with no bullshit. Though I did wonder if, perhaps, she had a screw loose……..

Now I have seen the footage below, I wonder no longer. This weird gown she is wearing is evidence enough, but the text of her speech and its delivery leave me in no doubt. We’ve got a live one!

This kind of nuttiness is to be celebrated, not vilified y’all. I thank God for our comedy leaders every single day.

(*international in that we fly to the Bahamas. For two weeks in the summer….)

Written by Joe Bones on March 20th, 2009

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