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Did you see Michael Jackson’s ghost on CNN? no comments
I doubt it. Being (if I may quote from Gawker), “one of America’s most staggering dipshits” is not compatible with membership of the rivercityvibe faithful. This is not something we enforce, it just happens that way……
Unfortunately, CNN, a once great TV news organization, has become little more than an entertainment channel for the very stupid. The latest example of their journalism is this EXCLUSIVE investigation into Michael Jackson’s ghost:
There. It turns out a crew member walked passed a lighting fixture, creating a shadow on the wall.
Of course, it has to be CNN. Don’t get me started on these fuckers. I couldn’t give a fat rat’s ass about the so-called liberal bias, but I deeply resent the feeling that I am becoming MORE STUPID second-by-second as I watch American Morning.
(I watch it daily in the vain hope that I may, once again, espy Kiran Chetry’s thong.
Don’t judge me).
Simply by watching this “investigation”, you have created a hole in your intellect, equivalent to a three-month post graduate course in French Revolutionary Art and Politics.
Back to school, dipshits.
Our free media. I’ll take the alternative, please. no comments
Fox News is an utter disgrace. I am no fan of the opposition, either. CNN makes me want to puke (The Most News in the Morning? What sort of lame, nonsensical, and plain stupid slogan is that?).
Neither cover themselves in glory. Both are dumbed-down shadows of journalist-led news organizations and both have political biases which embarrass our democracy. The ONLY thing I respect about Fox News is that, unlike CNN, it is brave enough to make no attempt WHATSOEVER to hide its biases behind a veneer of serious journalism. The following makes my point:
On to more important matters –Â I have to contend that Kiran Chetry is WAY hotter than Gretchen Carlson.
If you like naughty little imps.
(which I think you do…….)