Fails to meet the required standard  

Posted at 3:07 pm in rivercityvibe

Jaime Pressly, who I had never heard of until she played herself as one of Vinnie Chase’s pieces of strange in Entourage, has apparently split up with her boyfriend, resulting in her questionable mugshot being posted all over the interweb.   I have to say, I am not impressed. Am I the only one that finds her a little …. man-ish?

 I hate "elfin"

I will no doubt get called out on this point. I can see the conversation now:

Misguided fool: “But she’s beautiful. Her features are ‘elfin'”

Joe Bones: “Yeah, I hate ‘elfin’. Apart from the pointy nose thing, it is often used as code for  ‘no tits’.”

Misguided fool: “Oh”

To misquote the Bee Gees, I win again!

Written by Joe Bones on November 6th, 2008

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