rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

I am going to have to seek out some karmic balance today, to make up for the content of this post. You see, it is a celebration of violence against a former Assclown of the Week winner.

Basically, I am going to have to spin a hundred prayer wheels and then free Tibet to get out of this one, because to compound it all, the guy in question is a gay and it is not cool by any standards to bash the gays. Celebrating it, as I am here, pretty much needs an intervention from His Holiness the Dalai Lama to avoid coming back as a roach.

I am of course, talking about that loudmouth assclown Perez Hilton. Here is a picture of Perez having his clock cleaned (as he so richly deserves, the snivelling little shit). Enjoy:

As you can see by the AWESOME LOGO this comes from a sort of rivercityvibe for insecure canadians called drinktheglitter.com. It shows the moment at which a member of the Black Eyed Peas entourage dispenses with Perez after witnessing Perez (real name “I am an attention whore”) calling rapper Will.I.Am a “fag”.

So that’s it. We’re in the clear of all accusations of celebrating gay bashing. It turns out that the gays hate Perez too. Those worthies at the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) had this to say:

“We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.
For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous.
It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.”

Nicely put. Here’s another picture of Perez. I would love to know what the Queer Eyes guys think of him.

I think that’s enough Perez, for a while.

Last night, Joe Bones became a father. He has undertaken to devote his entire life toward proving that a rock and roll lifestyle is compatible with responsible fatherhood.

William the Bear

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another's throats.

Back to racks and beer etc. in a couple of days…….