Archive for the ‘Something for the weekend’ tag

Something for the Weekend # 37   1 comment

Posted at 8:17 am in rivercityvibe

We are having a double picture post in celebration of the amazing thing that happened 233 years ago when a load of rich slave owners decided they didn’t want to pay their taxes any more.

The first is Chantelle Houghton. Hot! The second is Jordan, AKA Katie Price who is in the process of getting divorced from an obvious gay who is pretending to be nailing….. wait for it…..Chantelle Houghton.

Chantelle Houghton

jordan OMG

Chantelle is smoking (A bit chubby, though. In a good way). Jordan is more of a curiosity.

That’s my opinion.

Discuss.

Written by Joe Bones on July 5th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend #36   1 comment

Posted at 10:31 am in rivercityvibe

Not many people seem to remember this, but there were two celebu-deaths on Thursday. A few hours before Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett joined the choir invisible, too.

remmeber when she was called Farrah Fawcett-Majors?

remember when she was called Farrah Fawcett-Majors?

This is what hot was in the seventies. Bigger hair, smaller chests. It wasn’t so bad, really……..

Written by Joe Bones on June 27th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 34   no comments

Posted at 3:26 pm in rivercityvibe,Uncategorized

Smokin’, smokin’ hot Olivia Munn. She could throw the dog a bone.

Literally.

olivia munn playboy 04

This picture is, of course, from her recent Playboy shoot. Interesting-ish fact about Munn:

Munn was predominantly raised in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo, Japan,[4] where the military assigned her stepfather. During this time, she had appeared in a number of local theater productions, and later became a model within the Japanese fashion industry…

But her Asian looks are from her Chinese mother. Not many people realize that.

(How do I feel about Munn? Well, I’d walk 300 miles over burning coals just to “David Carradine” myself in her shadow. Seriously. Big fan).

Written by Joe Bones on June 21st, 2009

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Something for the Weekend #33   1 comment

Posted at 7:17 am in rivercityvibe

Okay. We’re back on track. Here’s something for the weekend (by recent standards, a couple of days early). It’s the striking Kelly Carlson:

That'll do.

That'll do. Stop it there. Good.

Ms. Carlson, you will call, plays  Kimber Henry in the plastic surgery and shagging epic, Nip Tuck. The usual source gives us an example of how life imitates art for Kelly:

She is a spokesperson for the Smile Network, a Minnesota-based humanitarian organization that provides reconstructive surgeries and related health care services to impoverished children and young adults in developing countries.

She is seriously hot in the show. I am not sure the bikini pic does her justice.

Written by Joe Bones on June 15th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend #32   1 comment

Posted at 2:19 pm in rivercityvibe

Oh no.

It’s Wednesday already.

A very bad experience with some imported absinthe, 35 feet of shock cord and an ex-Wehrmacht flamethrower has kept me out of the loop for the past couple of days. I am feeling a little shaky, so I am going to play it safe, this week. Here is the lovely and reliable Kelly Brook:

kelly brook

To be clear: This is last Friday’s post. If you need clarification as to how that can be, a full explanation is HERE.

Watch out for Morlocks.

Written by Joe Bones on May 27th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 31   2 comments

Posted at 4:42 pm in rivercityvibe

An annual milestone, with the publication of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. It is standard in these circumstances to award the Something for the Weekend honor to the number one spot. This year, that was Cheryl Cole, who apparently is/was/may have “been in” something called Girls Aloud:

cheryl-cole

The usual sources tells us:

In 2007, Lily Allen included a song entitled Cheryl Tweedy on her debut album Alright, Still. Tweedy took the song as a complement to her, but Allen later pointed out that it had been tongue in cheek.

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy may be the FHM Sexiest Woman in the World, but she’s no Lily Allen.

(BTW, does the word “sexiest” have a kind of 70’s feel to it? No? It does for me).

(also, did you notice Wikipedia mispelled “compliment”. Of course you did).

Something for the Weekend # 29   no comments

Posted at 1:59 pm in rivercityvibe

This is Genevieve Morton, a South African model with an almost perfect figure. She is also blond (which I prefer. I mean, it’s basic. They made a movie about it).

genevieve-morton-sports-illustrated-swimwear-shoot-1-465x697

I genuinely think Genevieve might be the best so far. I know that’s crazy talk – Lima, Bundchen, Klum etc. have been on Something for the Weekend. But this young African would give them a run for their money. Check out her portfolio and stats HERE.

Written by Joe Bones on May 1st, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 28   no comments

Posted at 2:48 pm in rivercityvibe

It’s about time we had Kelly Brook. She meets the required standard.

KELLY BRROK

For those who want the details, Kelly Brook is the ex-girlfriend of Billy Zane. A guy who we deeply respect, here at rivercityvibe.

And not JUST because he dated Brook.

Written by Joe Bones on April 24th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 27   2 comments

Posted at 10:42 am in rivercityvibe

The news that Lisa Rinna, aged regular on rivercityvibe, has recently appeared in Playboy was something of a relief. We know that Hef’s guys aren’t going to be shy of the airbrush and are going to do their best to ensure that a good basic starting point (she’s smoking, for her age) will be leveraged to produce something wholly respectable:

Her mouth looks odd. Like Jack Nicolson's Joker.
Her mouth looks odd. Like Jack Nicolson’s Joker

To quote Thomas Sullivan Magnum, “I know what you’re thinking.”  You’re thinking that I am two days late and all I can come up with is a fully clothed MILF.

That’s because I am linking to the other pics. The good ones. NSFW. Enjoy.

Written by Joe Bones on April 19th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 26   1 comment

Posted at 3:24 pm in rivercityvibe

This (below) is why I wear Calvin Klein underwear:

neuken in de keuken
neuken in de keuken

Yes, it Doutzen Kroes, the Dutch supermodel. She is currently the 14th highest paid model in the world, according to her Wikipedia page. Who knew?

She’s also in the VS gang……….

Ten out of ten. Seriously.

Written by Joe Bones on April 10th, 2009

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