Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ tag

Something for the Weekend #47   1 comment

Posted at 4:27 pm in rivercityvibe

I have never posted Hilton before, principally because I consider her a vapid fuckwit with a face like a robber’s dog and a body like a undernourished teenage boy. That’s said, the picture below is hot off the press. As I have always maintained, noticeably larger jugs than usual will take a girl places. One of those places is SFTW…..

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Written by Joe Bones on August 27th, 2010

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Domo Arigato. Mistress* Roboto.   6 comments

Posted at 9:03 am in rivercityvibe
WTF is Hilton up to? She looks like a replicant in one of Ridley Scott’s worst nightmares. If I may echo the great Kenny Powers, I love her, but she’s got clothes like a dickhead:
I'm fluent in more than six million forms of communication

I'm fluent in more than six million forms of communication.

Who's the ghostly overseer...?

And yes, I do speak Bocce.

I have a good feeling about this week, folks. Come along for the ride………

*See what I did there?

Written by Joe Bones on April 6th, 2009

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We have a pair of winners…….   no comments

Posted at 6:27 am in rivercityvibe

For those of us whose role in life is to mock, the celeb wars of recent years have been like manna from heaven. You may recall that prior to Paris Hilton’s arrest (for whatever it was) and her subsequent pathetic performance whilst incarcerated (If I was her publicist I would have arranged a pre-prison conduct-after-capture course with the SEALS), all the attention was on Paris Hilton vs. Lindsay Lohan. Who is the most popular, who is most worthy of our admiration?

It was around this time that some losers in Jacksonville got rather carried away. Who can forget the ill-fated Club Paris at the Landing.

Embarrassing ain’t the word.

Anyway, I have got to say, I have always been squarely for Lindsay. For a start, she is an actress, has been to drama school, taken lessons. For the movies she has made she has been paid millions of dollars. Earnings.

Paris, on the other hand, has a rich dad.

But there are other key reasons, why I much prefer Lyndsay to Paris:

Look at those......
Look at those……

And don’t say this post is sexist. Because its not.

Written by Joe Bones on September 9th, 2008

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