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UF turns out comedy legends…. no comments
It appears that some GOD OF COMEDY hacked into the University of Florida emergency notification system yesterday. His message? The brilliant:
THE MONKEY GOT OUT OF THE CAGE!
Our foreign readers might wish for a little explanation. The fact is, due to our national propensity toward abusing our gun laws by using rifles, handguns etc. to massacre students on otherwise friendly college campuses, most universities now have emergency systems whereby instructions to avoid dangerous gunmen, ravening beasts, sexual predators etc. can be communicated to the student body via email, text etc.
It was only a matter of time before someone saw the comedy potential in this…….
Captive no longer......
The Andromeda Strain-style scenario that that particular message brings to mind is good material.
(Aside: This contrasts favorably with my own poor record of university pranks. My highlight, it shames me to admit, was writing “Nelly is a spunk-trumpet” in the snow under my tutor’s office window one night. He was popularly known as Nelly. Poor guy.)
Monkey brothers attacked on stage no comments
The best bit of the recent onstage attack on the chimp-faced Gallagher brothers was the reaction of Liam. If you watch carefully you see him adopt the classic aggressive stance seen only in British towns (and certain areas of New York) at about midnight most Fridays.
If you’d like to try it at home, it involves standing legs apart chin back and chest thrust out, arms by the side, hands in fists, and literally bouncing, stiff-legged toward the object of your aggression, led by your chest. All the while, you say things like. “You ‘avin it? C’mon, ah’ll fuckin’ ‘ave ya! C’mon! You ‘avin it…..?”
Oasis: The Legend of Greystoke
Good of Liam to do this, while his brother lay in a mess of broken guitars and ribs, groaning softly……
When I learn how to embed video, I’ll put up the footage.
Don’t hold your breath.
(Here it is. it turns out that “blogging” is laughably simple…….)