Archive for the ‘Megan Fox’ tag
It was me, I think, who came up with the awesome bon mot “men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses”. At the time, I was referring to men like you and me - rivercityvibe men. Most others, I reasoned, have to make do with whatever they can get. Well, I’ve changed my mind.
As I have grown older (or as my publicist might put it, “matured”), I have experienced much that is new and now fervently believe that rivercityvibe men are PRECISELY the type to make passes at girls who wear glasses.
You see it takes a certain vibe-style self-confidence to overlook myopia, short-sightedness, long-sightedness, near-blindness etc. and glimpse the beauty within. Added to which, it takes a certain type of girl in this day and age, to opt out of the global Lasic, contact lenses socio-industrial conspiracy. A type we like. A confident type. Probably a type that smokes. A type that is racy. A type that “goes” a bit….
Anyway, that’s the reasoning behind my change of heart. That and this picture of The Fox:
She looks like a young, hot, tattooed Nana Mouskouri……
I mentioned to somebody only the other day that my ‘type’ is “conventionally beautiful”. We have discussed this on these pages before. In celebration of my extraordinary good taste, here is The Fox in her undies (twice):
I hope that has helped rid the taste of the last post from your mouth.
I post a picture of Lindsay Lohan licking her lips. Megan Fox decides she needs to be in on it too.
I am fine with that whole deal. Seriously. Fine with it.
If anyone has any more pics of chicks licking their lips in this way, I’ll post them like they’re going out of fashion…..
I guess this sort of post is why the Florida Times Union has banned me from their website.
Not highbrow enough for them.
The guys responsible for publicizing the new Transformers movie are playing a blinder by putting Megan Fox front and center in all media appearances. She is so hot it gives me slight left-side cranial myalgia just looking at her (in a good way). Apparently, a guy called Shia LaBeouf (totally made up name) is in it too. Like I give a shit about that.
Anyway, I tried to post the Esquire video of the fox, Fox* last week, but the post-pirates had monkeyed with the version I had and I was pushed for time (you heard about the situation in Swat, right?). I have now got my hands on a new version. Here it is. Enjoy:
* see what I did there?
A good friend of mine, not known for his critical skills, cites Transformers as his favorite film ever. This is a young man who should know better, but he loves it. I will concede, in my high-brow way, that the movie was an entertaining spectacle, even if the ghetto accents of the ‘robots in disguise’ gave me earache.
The sequel is coming up and barely a week goes by without a dopy new trailer coming out. Nevertheless, this movie is clearly going to have awesome special effects, many explosions and Megan Fox (a long time bedside list member). For these reasons, I am going to see at as soon as I can. If this offends your aesthetic sensibilities, Dead Poets Society* is available at Blockbusters (analog rental, Cool!).
Here’s Fox, pour memoire:
* a movie beloved only of utter spunk trumpets.