rivercityvibe   “Puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense” – My Mom

Continuing our occasional series of hot babes with their tongues sticking out. Here is the recently single Jessica Simpson. We’ve discussed her in detail before. No need to go over all that again.

This is becoming a controlling obsession……

One of the stock conversations that men have over a few beers is what “type” of female companion you favor. The gays talk about other, equally banal things, but I guess I am referring to straight males, here.

My line on this has always been the same. I favor “conventionally beautiful” with a sub-preference for blondes. None of those other caegories appeal – the elfin look, for example, is one I cannot abide (this has its genesis in a period when I think I rather overdid it. You know, with the elfin ones).

This is one of the reasons that I have always been a fan of Jessica Simpson. She is conventionally beautiful (did you SEE The Dukes of Hazzard?). There has been a lot of coverage of her fatness lately. She has been roundly criticized for effecting a Kirstie Allie-like body transformation, presumably brought on by smoking pot near a cake shop.

Well with this week’s Vanity Fair photoshoot, I think we can safely declare this unfortunate period OVER:

Welcome home, Jessica. You’re back on the Bedside List.

Eminem’s new album and his song We Made You is getting a lot of attention. It mocks mercilessly a number of celebrities including Simpson, Kardashian, and our favorite Lohan. He is right on the money with what he says about Lindsay and Ronson, drawing attention to the fact that they were something of an odd couple – Lindsay being seriously good-looking and Ronson having a face like a robber’s dog. In fact, Eminem seems to echo much that has appeared on rivercityvibe of late. Could Eminem be channeling Joe Bones? The Video is HERE.

We Made You

Guess Who… You Miss me?… Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack or ant’-acid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin – now come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

You get the idea…….