Archive for the ‘bikini’ tag

Stop your whining…….   3 comments

Posted at 2:20 pm in rivercityvibe

Okay, the whole country music thing (below) has led to accusations of a ‘lack of focus’ at Bones HQ. Well it’s not true. I had this planned all along:

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I haven’t even bothered to look up her name. THAT’S how much I love America.

Bones out.

Written by Joe Bones on July 4th, 2010

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Something for the Weekend # 45   1 comment

Posted at 9:41 am in rivercityvibe

Kim Kardashian is the gift that keeps on giving, first-time visitor-wise. Whenever she is featured, hits on this site go through the roof. That’s not to say we are using her. Oh no. We value her for far more than her ability to satisfy our cravings for page views. Mainly, of course,  her smoking plus sized rack and ass.

Kardy 1

…..and because i love y’all so much:

kardy 2

My mother recently described this blog as “puerile, smutty, schoolboy nonsense”

Can you believe that?

I think we’ve nailed it!

Written by Joe Bones on June 25th, 2010

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Something for the (very special) Weekend #42   no comments

Posted at 11:08 am in Best things about Jacksonville

This is the weekend we have been waiting for. AC DC playing Veterans Arena tonight, easing us in to the Florida/Georgia game tomorrow. It is going to be Pretty. Fucking. Huge.

In an effort to celebrate the enormity of the imminent mayhem, I have resolved to publish not one, but two (2) Florida Gator babes.

Incidentally, I’ll be at the tailgates, taking pictures of the celebrants as long as it is safe for me to do so – I don’t think I shared with you last year’s debacle…… It was shameful (in a good way). I have only just finished paying for the damage (both economic and moral).

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So far, so good, non? Here’s her friend:

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Hot dang diggety.

See you at the game……

I literally never thought this day would come….*   3 comments

Posted at 2:46 pm in rivercityvibe

I miss the days when Britney Spears was super hot. Lately, your mom turns me on more. So it is with some misgivings that I, for the first time on rivercityvibe, (drum roll please, Alan**) post an up-to-date picture of Britney in a bikini. I do this for educational purposes. I hope to stimulate a national debate. I leave it in your hands. Do with it what you will.

britney bikini 01

Apart from the granny panties, I call that not at all bad.

* I use the word “literally” in the way that very stupid people do, to mock them, basically.

** Like I know anyone called Alan. As if. What am I, a bus driver?

Written by Joe Bones on August 7th, 2009

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