A crack team of forensic investigators and criminal profilers from RAP has been reassigned from their duties enforcing the strict no-double-glazing laws (”not authentic”) and hunting down ne’er-do-wells who think adding guttering to their houses might help with wood-rot (”the fools!”). The new assignment is to investigate a crime scene of such unbelievable depravity, it makes you question your faith in Jesus:
Remember that Curb your Enthusiasm episode in which Larry David inadvertently misspells “aunt” in his wife’s aunt’s obituary? With Banksy-fever sweeping Jacksonville, there’s an opportunity here for a graffittoid…..
Seriously, though, stop stealing the flowers. I don’t care how fancy lookin’ they make your crack den.