I literally never thought this day would come….*  

Posted at 2:46 pm in rivercityvibe

I miss the days when Britney Spears was super hot. Lately, your mom turns me on more. So it is with some misgivings that I, for the first time on rivercityvibe, (drum roll please, Alan**) post an up-to-date picture of Britney in a bikini. I do this for educational purposes. I hope to stimulate a national debate. I leave it in your hands. Do with it what you will.

britney bikini 01

Apart from the granny panties, I call that not at all bad.

* I use the word “literally” in the way that very stupid people do, to mock them, basically.

** Like I know anyone called Alan. As if. What am I, a bus driver?

Written by Joe Bones on August 7th, 2009

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3 Responses to 'I literally never thought this day would come….*'

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  1. she’s gotta wear the grannie panties to hide the c-section scar. although, she kind of looks like a confused hooker.

    (formerly) Big Bob

    7 Aug 09 at 4:51 pm

  2. I would most likely have at it…for the lads like..

    thehog

    9 Aug 09 at 4:47 pm

  3. That picture reminds me of the last time I was in the desert. I saw a camel, and told it “you have vagina foot!”

    Kenny P.

    18 Aug 09 at 11:15 am

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