Official: Jessica Simpson has got her body back.
One of the stock conversations that men have over a few beers is what “type” of female companion you favor. The gays talk about other, equally banal things, but I guess I am referring to straight males, here.
My line on this has always been the same. I favor “conventionally beautiful” with a sub-preference for blondes. None of those other caegories appeal – the elfin look, for example, is one I cannot abide (this has its genesis in a period when I think I rather overdid it. You know, with the elfin ones).
This is one of the reasons that I have always been a fan of Jessica Simpson. She is conventionally beautiful (did you SEE The Dukes of Hazzard?). There has been a lot of coverage of her fatness lately. She has been roundly criticized for effecting a Kirstie Allie-like body transformation, presumably brought on by smoking pot near a cake shop.
Well with this week’s Vanity Fair photoshoot, I think we can safely declare this unfortunate period OVER:
Welcome home, Jessica. You’re back on the Bedside List.
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Chaz
7 May 09 at 12:59 pm
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stunning. i don’t know if it’s the vicodin talking (possibly, considering the spelling errors i’m constantly correcting right now. took three tries for it to not be ti), but i would do so many dirty things to her. especially in that 2nd picture. i need a moment.
(formerly) Big Bob
7 May 09 at 6:24 pm
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27 Jul 09 at 11:06 am
Your right, its official. I officially have a boner!