Johansson: Nightmare scenario.  

Posted at 4:30 pm in rivercityvibe

I have lamented the changes in Scarlett Johansson’s life regularly, over the past six months. Her marriage and her non-blondeness have caused me considerable angst.

She’s gone one better, this time and I can’t help but take it personally. She has inadvertently begun to downsize her celebrated bust…….

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They're melting.......

Apparently she is on some kind of diet, the fool.  Page Six tells us:

SAY it ain’t so, ScarJo! Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves. Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who’s married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress. “She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she’s on,” our spy said of the star of the upcoming “Iron Man 2.

Stupid baby talk, for morons, but you get the gist. I cannot help thinking Johansson’s going to see the error of her ways very soon. In the meantime, I’m going to Fedex her some spaghetti and a packet of ZOFT

Written by Joe Bones on April 1st, 2009

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