Archive for July, 2009

Did you see Michael Jackson’s ghost on CNN?   no comments

Posted at 11:41 am in rivercityvibe

I doubt it. Being (if I may quote from Gawker), “one of America’s most staggering dipshits” is not compatible with  membership of the rivercityvibe faithful. This is not something we enforce, it just happens that way……

Unfortunately, CNN, a once great TV news organization, has become little more than an entertainment channel for the very stupid. The latest example of their journalism is this EXCLUSIVE investigation into Michael Jackson’s ghost:

There. It turns out a crew member walked passed a lighting fixture, creating a shadow on the wall.

Of course, it has to be CNN. Don’t get me started on these fuckers. I couldn’t give a fat rat’s ass about the so-called liberal bias, but I deeply resent the feeling that I am becoming MORE STUPID second-by-second as I watch American Morning.

(I watch it daily in the vain hope that I may, once again, espy Kiran Chetry’s thong.

Don’t judge me).

Simply by watching this “investigation”, you have created a hole in your intellect, equivalent to a three-month post graduate course in French Revolutionary Art and Politics.

Back to school, dipshits.

Written by Joe Bones on July 7th, 2009

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Something for the Weekend # 37   1 comment

Posted at 8:17 am in rivercityvibe

We are having a double picture post in celebration of the amazing thing that happened 233 years ago when a load of rich slave owners decided they didn’t want to pay their taxes any more.

The first is Chantelle Houghton. Hot! The second is Jordan, AKA Katie Price who is in the process of getting divorced from an obvious gay who is pretending to be nailing….. wait for it…..Chantelle Houghton.

Chantelle Houghton

jordan OMG

Chantelle is smoking (A bit chubby, though. In a good way). Jordan is more of a curiosity.

That’s my opinion.

Discuss.

Written by Joe Bones on July 5th, 2009

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